Nan Kemberling

Lyrics

he's only got one arm, you see
so he's really not that handy
one leg was cut off at the knee
but he gets around just dandy
empty socket where his eye should be
and i always think he's winking
he doesn't have the means to speak
but i know just what he's thinking
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he loves me
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he'd do anything for me
LA DA DA DEE DAH
there's not one hair upon his head
it's called alopecia, stupid
he's on all different kinds of meds
but my heart is pierced by cupid
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he loves me
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he'd do anything for me
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he's not the man he used to be
but time has just made him cuter
he always has some time for me
and helps me with my computer
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he loves me
LA DA DA DEE DAH
he'd do anything for me
LA DA DA DEE DAH